The Freezer

May 21st 2013

I like to ride trains with no purpose.
On occasion, they become moving living rooms complete with air control.

May 21st 2013

beautifulbeardcollection:

Praise the writers of Mad Men for including Jay R. Ferguson’s beard!

May 21st 2013

(Source: mutetree)

May 21st 2013

goodjujudesign:

Let’s Drink!

A new Mad Men-themed minimalist poster from Good Juju

Available on Society6 here

May 21st 2013

louistheimplier:

Bobby Draper having an existential doubt.

I doubt myself too, Bobby.

May 21st 2013

If you think boy shorts are sexy.

I’m the girl for you.

May 21st 2013

Tessie: Mom. Can you buy me some underwear.
Mom: Okay. They have pink, red, yellow, green-
Tessie: Do they have black.
Mom: Umm. Black, yes? Are you sure?
Tessie: Mum. I'm very uncreative about my underpants.

May 21st 2013

One time during like the intermission of intercourse, I tried to give this dude a hand job (for the first time ever lol) and he tossed my hand off and was like “can u not.”

May 20th 2013

Seeking:

Boy that will be cool with helping me with my science fair experiment:

How many fingers can you fit up my vagina.

(Pianist preferred but not necessary)

Also must be comfortable with lending me your dick to practice my hand job skills.

May 20th 2013

Santigold Santigold Shove It

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alex-gerard:

“We think you’re a joke, shove your hope where it don’t shine”

Shove It - Santigold

May 20th 2013

I should not be a lazy cunt and watch all the operas I got like last month

May 20th 2013

I may not be good at life

But at least I have a popular blog. (◕‿◕✿)

May 20th 2013

I’m always really surprised about what can fit up my vagina.

May 20th 2013

Going back home and getting greeted and cheers from girls I don’t even know.

May 20th 2013

Lily Allen Don't Get Me Wrong

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Don’t Get Me Wrong - Lily Allen