So, I was getting home from work, and I got on the train and the train was empty. So I put my feet up, and people were lookin’ like ”What am I doing?” But honestly, I was tired. And then I took off my shoes to let my sock breathe. You know- let air into my socks so they can breathe. I close my eyes and all of a sudden I hear “Yo man, wake up” I’m like “What!” A COP IS HANDING ME A TWENTY FIVE DOLLAR TICKET FOR SLEEPIN ON THE TRAIN WITH MY SHOES OFF! I can’t be mad, I was just laughing.
Overhead by some guy on the subway.

