I’m more than a little upset
BECAUSE
I purchased Portal yesterday because it was dirt cheap on STEAM and because all of you smerchettes became smerchettes because of it. So I said- eh. Let me stop being old fashioned and see what this is about. It’s so much fun! But I have to say I played through maybe about the first level and I was like “Where is Wheatley?” “WHEATLEY” “SMECHIE WHERE IS YOUR VOICE.” And then I realized I think he’s only in Portal 2. Which is 50 bucks. Which is still a good price…but I don’t have a fucking job.
